Baxter Says: If You Ain’t Gonna Pet Me, Move Along – Tee from Yours Truly
Well hey there, I’m Baxter Huggins Montani — Appalachian born, head-scratchin’ raised — and this here’s my official shirt. I had somethin’ important to say, so they put it on cotton.
“If you ain’t gonna pet me, move along.”
Plain and simple. No hard feelings. Just keep steppin’ if your hands ain’t got love to give.
This tee’s got my cartoon head right on the front, so folks know I mean business (and by business, I mean biscuits and belly rubs). It’s soft, it’s stylish, and it smells pretty good too, if you ask me.
Features include:
• My good lookin’ illustrated face
• A message from the heart (and the tail)
• Unisex fit so everybody can wear my words
• Soft enough for naps, tough enough for trail walks
• Designed right here in the Appalachian hills I call home
If you wear it, you’re part of the pack.
Now quit readin’ and go pet somethin’. Preferably me.
— Baxter Huggins Montani
Future star. Full-time good boy.
Boring stuff:
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: There's a tear-away label so it doesn't itch ya to death.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
