First came the bath.
Then came the betrayal.
Now? I hear the hum of that blow dryer, and I’m reevaluatin’ every life choice I ever made.
This shirt captures my most vulnerable moment: soaked, floofless, and bracin’ for the wind tunnel of doom. If you’ve ever given a side-eye mid-bath or prayed your ears wouldn’t get flipped inside out, you know exactly what I’m goin’ through.
Perfect for dog mamas, papaws, and anyone who’s ever had to survive bath day with their dignity mostly intact.
Soft, funny, and just the right amount of dramatic—just like me.
–Baxter Huggins Montani
(AKA: Victim of Hygiene)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 6014, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
