Look, I may be cute—but I’m coal country loyal and couch-burnin' proud. When that “Sweet Caroline” part comes on, I don’t bark—I bellow.
This shirt’s for my WVU ride-or-die folks who know exactly what to holler. (Don’t worry, I keep it clean. Mama said no bad words—just bark it like: “Eat it!”)
Perfect for game day, tailgates, or struttin’ through town like you own the holler.
Details from my human assistant:
• Unisex fit (good for porch sittin’ or protestin’ snack delays)
• Soft cotton blend – cause scratchy shirts are a sin
• Features my signature Appalachian sass in big bold print
• Ideal for dog lovers, opinion-havers, and folks with good taste
Wear it with pride. Speak your mind. And for the love of all things chewy — pet the dog.
— Baxter Huggins Montani
Appalachian floof. Chief opinion officer.
Boring stuff:
Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
There's a tear-away label so it doesn't itch ya to death.
Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
