Look… I ain’t sayin’ I’m mad.
I’m just sayin’—you ever look at somebody and know they didn’t bring you a treat?
That’s what this face is about.
This here shirt’s for folks who get it. The ones who understand that pockets were made for snacks, and betrayal smells a lot like beef jerky you didn’t share. Whether you’re a dog mama, popaw, or just a fan of floofy attitude, this tee’s got my approval.
Soft. Comfy. Sass built in.
Wear it, and maybe folks will think twice before showin’ up empty-handed.
–Baxter Huggins Montani
(AKA: CEO of Side-Eye & Sniff Tests)
Details from my human assistant:
• Unisex fit (good for porch sittin’ or protestin’ snack delays)
• Soft cotton blend – cause scratchy shirts are a sin
• Features my signature Appalachian sass in big bold print
• Ideal for dog lovers, opinion-havers, and folks with good taste
Boring stuff:
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: There's a tear-away label so it doesn't itch ya to death.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
